Nginx redirect formatting - redirect

Question

I'm setting up a server to host a website at 'https://domain.tld'. I need http and https schemes of 'www.domaintld.com', 'domaintld.com', and 'www.domain.tld' to all redirect to 'https://domain.tld'. I thought I had it all nice and happy, and with Chrome on Mac it's happy as a clam. Unfortunately, it doesn't seem to work in any other browsers. I've had a hard time finding the appropriate settings, and I'm new to Nginx.
Current config:
...
server {
listen 80;
listen 443 ssl;
server_name www.domaintld.com;
return 301 $scheme://domain.tld$request_uri;
}
server {
listen 80;
listen 443 ssl;
server_name domaintld.com;
return 301 $scheme://domain.tld$request_uri;
}
server {
listen 80;
listen 443 ssl;
server_name www.domain.tld;
return 301 $scheme://domain.tld$request_uri;
}
server {
# SSL configuration
listen 443 ssl http2 default_server;
listen [::]:443 ssl http2 default_server;
include snippets/ssl-domain.tld.conf;
include snippets/ssl-params.conf;
...
location ~ /.well-known {
allow all;
}
root /var/www/html;
server_name domain.tld;
location / {
# Redirect to index instead of 404
try_files $uri $uri/ /index.php$is_args$args;
}
# pass the PHP scripts to FastCGI server listening on 127.0.0.1:9000
location ~ \.php$ {
include snippets/fastcgi-php.conf;
# With php7.0-cgi alone:
# fastcgi_pass 127.0.0.1:9000;
# With php7.0-fpm:
fastcgi_pass unix:/run/php/php7.0-fpm.sock;
}
# deny access to .htaccess files, if Apache's document root
# concurs with nginx's one
location ~ /\.ht {
deny all;
}
}